• The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost
• The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. Dennis Miller
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?Edgar Bergen
• Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen
• The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job. Slappy White
• I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.Robert Paul
• It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali
• A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.Dennis Miller
• I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Jerome K Jerome

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